This is a picture, not taken, of a tree, grown up underneath a power line, as trees are wont to do, having suffered a giant triangular cleft from the power company, and also bearing a rectangular tunnel from the traffic, reminding me of a Tetris topiary…
Spider web
This is a picture, not taken, of the thinnest of suspension bridges, spun by some unseen spider between the handlebars of my bicycle, barely seen in the morning sunlight, somehow managing to avoid destruction while my hands shift gears and brake, and while strong headwinds rage against it…
First garbage can seen
This is a picture, not taken, of a small, black trash can filled with empty plastic bottles and aluminum soda cans not twenty feet away from a much larger blue recycling container…
Self-absorbed
This is a picture, not taken, of a woman standing out of the rain, with her purchasing partner, in a small tent, and holding an open umbrella over her head, blocking anyone else without umbrellas from standing out of the torrential downpour…
Speeding and stopping
This is a picture, not taken, of an impatient driver and a rainy day, first spotted cutting into a gap for left-turns of oncoming traffic, immediately tail-gates, rides my bumper when I have to brake for a truck swerving into my lane, said driver gets onto the highway, then back off, only to wait at a red light and smoke before continuing straight, the same light I am waiting on to make a left-turn, which could have been avoided if he stayed on the highway…
Surprise bird-strike
This is a picture, not taken, during the briefest of milliseconds on a rural Hill-county road, while driving at a high rate of speed and rounding a corner, of a bird’s breast before slamming explosively onto and then off of the driver’s windshield, making me wonder about the whole ephemerality of life, and also the interrelatedness, given I had just stopped to view an eagle’s nest…
Leaking Ice Truck
This is a picture, not taken, of an older, medium-sized truck well past its prime, spruced up with a graffiti-type spray paint job boldly declaring King Ice, the truck taking its left-turn too quickly as it leaked a stream of water from multiple areas, the water quickly evaporating on a hot summer day.
Psychedelic caterpillar deja vu
These are two pictures, not taken, of a fat and hairy caterpillar, together giving a sense of Deja vu. The caterpillar was slowly undulating in a psychedelic manner, from the white highway dividing line, across my path, towards the safety of the field. Enough of them were on the road to make me question the long-term survival of their species.
Hurry up and stop
This is a picture, not taken, of a car, stuck in backed up traffic, bolting from the left lane to the middle, oddly trying to move to the right lane, but at the last second returning to the left lane, just in time to run a red light — which a police officer just happened to notice…
Coral Dragon Cloud
This is a picture, not taken, of a coral-colored dragon with dark purple on top, floating majestically in a baby-blue sky, slowly and stately keeping pace with my car as buildings, billboards, and powerlines zip in front of it, all the while the coral gradually fades into darkness and my journey ends…